Dude, like, we totally had a “thing” going over beer pong at that party over the weekend am I right? We were throwing me the vibe so hard I almost dove across the table and fucked you right then and there, but then my team lost and some asshole pushed me in the pool… If I’d have seen ‘em coming I woulda busted their faggot ass, fuckin’ A! But I didn’t, and when I was dried off and ready to come find you so I could hit that, you were already gone! Bullshit!

I don’t remember what you’re face looks like or anything because I spent the whole game looking at your amazing rack. Fuckin’ alpha! WHOO! I’ll bet you remember what I look like though, because I’m so fucking rad: Hella tan, Ed Hardy shirt… you can totally tell that I work out. Hit me up so I can make all your fantasies come true, you fucking cock tease slut!  YEAH! -BuckCherryFan420

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