Dear Megan Fox: WTF, Didn’t You See Me?
What the fuck? Too good to take my goddamn flower? Tell you what: Next time I’m gonna give you shoryuken right in the tits! How’s that sound?
(P.S. I still went home and beat off to your pics in last month’s Esquire, so I’m willing to forgive you in exchange for some noodz or maybe a handjobber when I turn 18.)
Love,
Your biggest fan,
Pete Pelmo
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June 17th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
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June 17th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Pete Pelmo looks like a young, chubby bud bundy