I Found A Dildo At The Beach
I was at Zuma Beach the other day in Malibu and found this dildo. Very large, i’d say probably about 17 inches. Anyhow, my dog picked it up and wouldn’t leave it at the beach so it’s available for pickup at my house in Santa Monica, slightly chewed.
No questions asked, sorry I tried to stop him from chewing it slightly.
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