Hello there!

This is a total shot in the dark, but I am the gentleman that accidentally spilled about a half a cup of coffee onto your baby’s head and face at a Starbucks last Friday. Let me start by saying that I’m very sorry for that blunder. I’m also sorry for when I tried to dab at the spill with a napkin and ended up spilling the rest of my coffee on his head. I hope he’s ok… (Jesus Christ is his name? or were you just yelling that because of the situation?) Anyhoo, I found you to be very attractive and later at my house, I couldn’t help but to notice that there wasn’t that “ring mark” in my forehead even though you punched me pretty square in the face. Are you single? I’d love to get together sometime if you’re interested in meeting a really nice guy. Maybe we could do coffee or something. In case you still don’t remember, I was the man wearing the blue shirt that said, “Who Farted?” Anyways, that’s about it. I hope Jesus Christ finds the necessary skin graft donors soon. Take care and I hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks!

Tom

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