Dude, your costume was the most disgusting thing anyone had ever seen. I didn’t get laid for like two months after you came to my Halloween party, and I live in a house with four slutty college chicks. You could hear their pussies snapping shut audibly when you entered the room. I hope you got a good chuckle out of it, at least.

Fuck you,

Dave from Encino

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