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	<title>Funny Craigslist Ads &#187; For Sale</title>
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #220: looking to buy pistachio shells by the truckload – $10 (Wellsville)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 23:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me know what you have pleas ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Let me know what you have pleas ]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #219: 1995 Pontiac Grand Am GT – $700 (Everett)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 14:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Best Craigslist auto ad ever.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Best Craigslist auto ad ever.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #218: Free toilets</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 23:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kohler Toilets]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am giving away 2 of my old high capacity toilets. I am in the middle of a remodel and need to get them off my property ASAP. These Kohler Toilets are pre-1994 when LIBERALS decided to take away our freedom to use toilets that could do the job GOD int...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I am giving away 2 of my old high capacity toilets. I am in the middle of a remodel and need to get them off my property ASAP. These Kohler Toilets are pre-1994 when LIBERALS decided to take away our freedom to use toilets that could do the job GOD intended them to do. ]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #217: Used, black leather couch for sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 23:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Used, black leather couch for sale. Couch is in excellent condition. I bought it 7 years ago for $2000. $300 is my "firm" price. By "firm", I mean, don't call me and ask me if I'll take $100. That's completely stupid and I'm constantly amazed at how ma...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Used, black leather couch for sale. Couch is in excellent condition. I bought it 7 years ago for $2000. $300 is my "firm" price. By "firm", I mean, don't call me and ask me if I'll take $100. That's completely stupid and I'm constantly amazed at how many morons out there use negotiating skills that come out of a 4 year old's playbook. If you went to a car dealership and the asking price of the car was $30,000, would you offer the salesman $10,000?]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #215: Free metal barrel</title>
		<link>http://craigslol.com/funny-craigslist-ad-215-free-metal-barrel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 00:18:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is FREE SCRAP METAL PEOPLE.

It's like $5 of scrap metal. ALL FOR YOU. You know you want this bad boy. It's a huge metal barrel that is blue, metal, and sounds pretty awesome when you drop heavy materials in it.

I tried throwing it away today wit...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This is FREE SCRAP METAL PEOPLE.

It's like $5 of scrap metal. ALL FOR YOU. You know you want this bad boy. It's a huge metal barrel that is blue, metal, and sounds pretty awesome when you drop heavy materials in it.

I tried throwing it away today with our trash, but the trash guys just emptied it and left it sitting there, sad and lonely, by the mailbox.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #214: 2 Fog Machines – $40 (10th and M St, NW)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 03:07:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FOR SALE: EF-400 Fog Machine (from Eliminator lighting) AND Gemmy Fog Machine for low-lying Fogging. Get your hands on an EPIC pair of fog machines for your next party, DJ event, or night alone playing World of Warcraft in your mom's basement. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[FOR SALE: EF-400 Fog Machine (from Eliminator lighting) AND Gemmy Fog Machine for low-lying Fogging. Get your hands on an EPIC pair of fog machines for your next party, DJ event, or night alone playing World of Warcraft in your mom's basement. ]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #211: phenomenal GUINEA PIG – perfect pet</title>
		<link>http://craigslol.com/funny-craigslist-ad-211-phenomenal-guinea-pig-perfect-pet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2012 16:05:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My room mates and I saved our guinea pig at the beginning of the year from being thrown in the dumpster by a family who was evicted and had no other options. Unfortunately we can no longer keep her because we are about to graduate college and campus sa...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[My room mates and I saved our guinea pig at the beginning of the year from being thrown in the dumpster by a family who was evicted and had no other options. Unfortunately we can no longer keep her because we are about to graduate college and campus safety has found her and does not love her like we do.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #209: Parachute – $1 (SLO)</title>
		<link>http://craigslol.com/funny-craigslist-ad-209-parachute-1-slo/</link>
		<comments>http://craigslol.com/funny-craigslist-ad-209-parachute-1-slo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 14:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[For Sale]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Parachute for sale. $50.00 OBO Only used once. Never opened. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Parachute for sale. $50.00 OBO Only used once. Never opened. ]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #207: 2001 FZ For Sale – $700 (KC)</title>
		<link>http://craigslol.com/funny-craigslist-ad-207-2001-fz-for-sale-700-kc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[bike]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There comes a point in every mans life where he feels the need to pass down some history or perhaps a legacy, this time is now. For the low price of $700 you too may become a bad ass. This motorcycle is not just a way of transportation, it is a way of ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[There comes a point in every mans life where he feels the need to pass down some history or perhaps a legacy, this time is now. For the low price of $700 you too may become a bad ass. This motorcycle is not just a way of transportation, it is a way of life. The side of the gas tank says Yamaha which loosely translates to "Kick Ass Stealth Ninja Motorcycle". I stole this motorcycle from Chuck Noris after I gave him a swift roundhouse kick to the face. I also broke off his arm and signed the title with it to my name from him so it is all legit and legally mine to sell now.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #203: Aluminum Foil – $1 (TOMAH, WI)</title>
		<link>http://craigslol.com/funny-craigslist-ad-203-aluminum-foil-1-tomah-wi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have 2 rolls of aluminum foil and its still in there boxes unopened. If your interested in buying theses 2 boxes please contact me and thanks. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I have 2 rolls of aluminum foil and its still in there boxes unopened. If your interested in buying theses 2 boxes please contact me and thanks. ]]></content:encoded>
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