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	<title>Funny Craigslist Ads &#187; For Sale</title>
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #205: Dumpster for sale</title>
		<link>http://craigslol.com/funny-craigslist-ad-205-dumpster-for-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dumpster is 5'wide 4'tall 6'long at bottom and 8'long at top. The Dumpster WILL NOT FIT in the back of a Pickup Truck. You will need a Trailer or something of that size with a winch. The Dumpster is about half full of shingles and some trash, It is als...]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #204: Cannondale quick c3 ladies – $600 (21211)</title>
		<link>http://craigslol.com/funny-craigslist-ad-204-cannondale-quick-c3-ladies-600-21211/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 17:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bought this bike last year and rode it twice. Don't judge me. It's a small bike--I am 5'4",

All stock, brand new condition. Cash only, I am taking offers but please be fair. This was $700 new.]]></description>
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All stock, brand new condition. Cash only, I am taking offers but please be fair. This was $700 new.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #203: Aluminum Foil – $1 (TOMAH, WI)</title>
		<link>http://craigslol.com/funny-craigslist-ad-203-aluminum-foil-1-tomah-wi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have 2 rolls of aluminum foil and its still in there boxes unopened. If your interested in buying theses 2 boxes please contact me and thanks. ]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #201: Build a Bear Clothes – $30 (SE Fort Collins)</title>
		<link>http://craigslol.com/funny-craigslist-ad-201-build-a-bear-clothes-30-se-fort-collins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 00:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a box full of build a bear clothes. My girls are just out growing them!
Great outfits and tons of fun :)
Over a $100 worth of clothes for build a bear animals.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I have a box full of build a bear clothes. My girls are just out growing them!
Great outfits and tons of fun :)
Over a $100 worth of clothes for build a bear animals.
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #200: Mattress for Sale</title>
		<link>http://craigslol.com/funny-craigslist-ad-200-mattress-for-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:31:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nice bed. Moderate staining. I have to tell you that my grantma died in this bed last week. We are going through her apartment I will post more stuff thank you, jimmy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Nice bed. Moderate staining. I have to tell you that my grantma died in this bed last week. We are going through her apartment I will post more stuff thank you, jimmy.]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Funny Craigslist Ad #199: My stupid blue van – $700 (Dodge city)</title>
		<link>http://craigslol.com/funny-craigslist-ad-199-my-stupid-blue-van-700-dodge-city/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 03:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay i have a 2001 dodge caravan. needless to say this van has issues. But on the good note it does run and runs well. It has no power steering except in reverse. it has been involved in a wreck i was smashed into by some dude and it cause a fold in th...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Okay i have a 2001 dodge caravan. needless to say this van has issues. But on the good note it does run and runs well. It has no power steering except in reverse. it has been involved in a wreck i was smashed into by some dude and it cause a fold in the hatch but it still works and its got charater now. ]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Some Redneck Idiot Used My Email Address For His Craigslist Posting</title>
		<link>http://craigslol.com/some-redneck-idiot-used-my-email-address-for-his-craigslist-posting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 09:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I edited it a little for him.]]></description>
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<p>I edited it a little for him.</p>
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		<title>For Sale: Portable Toilet (Flushing)</title>
		<link>http://craigslol.com/for-sale-portable-toilet-flushing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 09:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[False advertising.]]></description>
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False advertising.</p>
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		<title>60 Disc CD Changer For Sale</title>
		<link>http://craigslol.com/60-disc-cd-changer-for-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 19:13:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Original ad: MULTI-DISC CD player wanted WTB a CD changer that can hold at least 50 CDs. Must be in good condition. Email or call 215-***-**** From Me to *********@*********.org: Hello, I am selling my 60-Disc Technics SL-MC4 CD changer. This thing is in excellent condition and works great. I have included a picture of [...]]]></description>
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<p>					Original ad: <br />MULTI-DISC CD player wanted</p>
<p>WTB a CD changer that can hold at least 50 CDs. Must be in good condition. Email or call 215-***-****</p></div>
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<p>					<B>From Me to *********@*********.org:</B></p>
<p>Hello, </p>
<p>I am selling my 60-Disc Technics SL-MC4 CD changer. This thing is in excellent condition and works great. I have included a picture of it. I&#39;m asking $75 for it. Please let me know if you are interested.</p>
<p>Best,</p>
<p>Mike</p>
<p>Attachments:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/cd1.gif" /></p>
<p><B>From Steve ******* to Me:</B></p>
<p>Mike, the CD player looks good. Does it have a remote? If so, I can pick it up tomorrow. Where do you live?</p>
<p>Steve</p>
<p><B>From Me to Steve *******:</B></p>
<p>Steve,</p>
<p>It does have a remote. Tomorrow works for me, I work in Manayunk near the hospital and can bring the CD player to work with me. We can meet anywhere around there in the afternoon.</p>
<p>Just one minor thing though, and I truly am sorry about this, but I accidentally tripped over the CD player in the dark earlier and chipped the side of the plastic cover. There isn&#39;t a screen there and it does not affect the performance whatsoever, but I just thought I should let you know. I&#39;ve included a picture of the small chip.</p>
<p>Mike</p>
<p>Attachments:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/cd2.gif"></p>
<p><B>From Steve ******* to Me:</B></p>
<p>No worries&#8230; That is fine. What&#39;s your phone number? Mine is 215-***-****.</p>
<p><B>From Me to Steve *******:</B></p>
<p>Steve, I&#39;m really sorry, but I accidentally damaged it a little more. I really should have moved it out of the middle of the hallway, because I just tripped over it again. Unfortunately I was wearing steel-tipped boots and cracked the plastic cover around the screen. A few of the buttons got mashed in as well. You can still play songs 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, and 9, though. Or just use the remote. It still plays CDs fine, and I&#39;ve included a picture of it powered on so you can see that it still works. </p>
<p>Once again, I am terribly sorry about this. I am going to knock $10 off of the <a href="http://www.cheapo.co">price</a> for your inconvenience.</p>
<p>Mike</p>
<p>Attachments:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/cd3.gif" /></p>
<p><B>From Steve ******* to Me:</B></p>
<p>Could you drop the <a href="http://www.cheapo.co">price</a> down to $50? That looks pretty bad.</p>
<p><B>From Me to Steve *******:</B></p>
<p>Sure. It is my fault for tripping over it anyway.</p>
<p><B>From Me to Steve *******:</B></p>
<p>Hey, it&#39;s me again. I was loading the CD player into my trunk to bring to work tomorrow, but then my friend called me and I got distracted. Long story short, I forgot the CD player was behind my <a href="http://www.apexbattery.com/car-batteries.html">car</a> and I accidentally backed over it a little bit when I went to go to Wawa. Thankfully I hit the brakes before I crushed anything important, but the back frame is a little bent. </p>
<p><img src="http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/cd4.gif" /></p>
<p>I assure you that the CD player still works. On the bright side, the <a href="http://www.apexbattery.com/car-batteries.html">car</a> must have popped that chipped plastic cover off of the front, so now you can clearly see the real screen. I think it looks better, don&#39;t you? From the front, staring at it head on, you can&#39;t even tell that the back is bashed in like that. Seeing as I improved the looks from the front, I am going to bump the <a href="http://www.cheapo.co">price</a> back up to $60. </p>
<p>I am going to try my best to bend the metal frame back to the way it was. Once again, I am very sorry about this.</p>
<p>Mike</p>
<p><B>From Steve ******* to Me:</B></p>
<p>Are you kidding me? That thing is ruined. What a freaking klutz you are! How didn&#39;t you realize it was behind your car?</p>
<p><B>From Steve ******* to Me:</B></p>
<p>Oh, and you have the nerve to charge me MORE money for breaking it worse?</p>
<p><B>From Me to Steve *******:</B></p>
<p>Don&#39;t worry, I can fix it. I&#39;m working on fixing it right now.</p>
<p><B>From Me to Steve *******:</B> </p>
<p>Okay, I&#39;ve got good news and bad news. The good news is, the CD player still works. The bad news is that I was smoking a cigar while I was trying to repair it, and it accidentally set part of the CD player on fire. </p>
<p><img src="http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/cd5.gif" /></p>
<p>As you can see from the picture, some of the CD player has melted. Thanks to my 2 months experience as a volunteer firefighter, my instincts kicked in and I was able to extinguish the flames with my coffee before too much of the CD player melted.  It still can hold about 33-35 CDs, and all that stuff that melted on the right side wasn&#39;t important anyway. </p>
<p>Unfortunately, I drink expensive coffee and it was nearly full when I had to use it to put out the fire. Therefore, I am adding another $3 to the <a href="http://www.cheapo.co">price</a> of the CD player to bring the grand total to $63.</p>
<p>Once again, the CD player still works. I think it sounds even better than before. It is now in my trunk and ready to be sold to you tomorrow. I&#39;ll give you a call when I have my lunch break so we can meet up for the sale.</p>
<p>Thanks, </p>
<p>Mike</p>
<p><B>From Steve ******* to Me:</B></p>
<p>You must be stupid if you think I&#39;ll pay $63 for the charred remains of your CD player. I can&#39;t believe how badly you managed to fuck that thing up. How are you still alive? How have you managed to make it this far in life, when CLEARLY you are too foolish to keep even a CD player from being burned to a crisp? I really want to know! Please, Mike, tell me.</p>
<p><B>From Me to Steve *******:</B></p>
<p>I&#39;m sorry if I upset you by bumping the <a href="http://www.cheapo.co">price</a> up to $63. Let&#39;s just call it $60. Deal?</p>
<p><B>From Steve ******* to Me:</B></p>
<p>&#8230;how are you this dumb?</p>
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		<title>How Not To Word A Craigslist For Sale Ad</title>
		<link>http://craigslol.com/how-not-to-word-a-craigslist-for-sale-ad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 09:28:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doing it wrong.]]></description>
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Doing it wrong.</p>
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