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Chevy Van stolen from storage shed! REALLY PISSED!

andyfox1979 — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 22:43:55 +0000

1986 Chevy conversion van stolen from my shed in Springfield on Sunday.

DESCRIPTION: dark grey color, side and back rear windows covered in silver duck tape, and sprayed

over with black spray paint.

**I was planning on turning it into bus for my church, that’s why the windows look like that.

people know me would back me up on that so I’m not worried about it.
VERY PERSONAL private, personal items inside

1- two sets of police-style handcuffs… very valuable. steel locks. I have the key ,so you can’t use them anyway, I would really love to have these back for sentimentel reasons.

2- There might also be some old magazines too maybe, but they aren’t mine.

My neighbor asked me to store them inside of my van so his wife wouldn’tcatch him looking at them, they are not mine, but I would like them back so he doesn’t get in any kind of trouble for looking at that sort of thing. We all sin, but god knows our heart! (corinthians 5-17)

**There is some home-made like VCR tapes too that aren’t mine. believe me, I go to church all the time, and people who know me will tell you that I would NEVER look at stuff like that,

but it would be real nice if I could just return them to their rightful owner so people don’t think I look

at crap like that. God knows that I don’t and that’s what’s important.

Please let me know if you have seen this vehicle!! This really hurt my plans for the weekend

any information would be appreciated! God Bless!

Location: Springfield
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1965721396

Found: Carmen Sandiego!

jeremy — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:21:01 +0000

There that bitch is! I been looking all over the world for that ho. Looks older than I expected but that’s life, I guess.

CAT FOUND!

jeremy — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:38:04 +0000

I found this guy the other day on my back porch. I tried feeding him and it turns out that he is not very friendly because i think he may be scared. Not quite sure the breed but I am assuming he is part Siamese. I have him in a crate because he is not really house broken. If he is yours please reply.

Jesus Stole My Snuggie

jeremy — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:07:11 +0000

Fucking give it back, asshole.

The faggiest, most emo lost poster EVAR

jeremy — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:05:29 +0000

WTF are these?

jeremy — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:02:20 +0000

No, seriously, what the fuck are these things?

I found these miniature abominations underneath my porch yesterday afternoon. If you know what they are and don’t want to throw up at the sight of them, you are welcome to have them.

Hurry and claim these tiny pink monstrosities before I’m forced to try and feed them to my neighbors snake again. (The first time I tried to do this, the snake chewed his way through the glass in his tank in horror, but he hasn’t really eaten anything since then so maybe he won’t be so picky this time.)

Missing: 10 Kilos of Cocaine, Hidden Inside of Dead Sharks. Reward!

jeremy — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:00:44 +0000

Hi! I seem to have miss-placed several kilos of cocaine that were stuffed inside of dead sharks (don’t ask, lol!). I’d really like to have it back! If anyone has any information as to the whereabouts of my stash, please call (number removed at the request of original poster) and ask for “Carlo”. If you are the one that took my shit in the first place, please meet me under the boardwalk (unarmed) at midnight to claim your “reward”. Be sure to come alone or the deal’s off!

Oh and P.S., if you steal any of it or fuck any of my dead sharks, I’ll cut your fucking head off! That’s my shit mothafucka!

Thanks again,

“Carlo”