Funny Craigslist Ads » Lost and Found http://craigslol.com Where Craigslist Posts Come To Retire Tue, 17 Aug 2010 03:05:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Found: Carmen Sandiego! http://craigslol.com/found-carmen-sandiego/ http://craigslol.com/found-carmen-sandiego/#comments Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:21:01 +0000 jeremy http://craigslol.com/?p=513 carmen-sandiego-found-14966-1248713117-46

There that bitch is! I been looking all over the world for that ho. Looks older than I expected but that’s life, I guess.

]]> http://craigslol.com/found-carmen-sandiego/feed/ 1 CAT FOUND! http://craigslol.com/cat-found/ http://craigslol.com/cat-found/#comments Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:38:04 +0000 jeremy http://craigslol.com/?p=329 I found this guy the other day on my back porch. I tried feeding him and it turns out that he is not very friendly because i think he may be scared. Not quite sure the breed but I am assuming he is part Siamese. I have him in a crate because he is not really house broken. If he is yours please reply.

]]> http://craigslol.com/cat-found/feed/ 1 Jesus Stole My Snuggie http://craigslol.com/jesus-stole-my-snuggie/ http://craigslol.com/jesus-stole-my-snuggie/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:07:11 +0000 jeremy http://craigslol.com/?p=305 snuggiejesus

Fucking give it back, asshole.

]]> http://craigslol.com/jesus-stole-my-snuggie/feed/ 0 The faggiest, most emo lost poster EVAR http://craigslol.com/the-faggiest-most-emo-lost-poster-evar/ http://craigslol.com/the-faggiest-most-emo-lost-poster-evar/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:05:29 +0000 jeremy http://craigslol.com/?p=301 lost-girlfriend-3842-1247508069-13

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No, seriously, what the fuck are these things?

I found these miniature abominations underneath my porch yesterday afternoon. If you know what they are and don’t want to throw up at the sight of them, you are welcome to have them.

Hurry and claim these tiny pink monstrosities before I’m forced to try and feed them to my neighbors snake again. (The first time I tried to do this, the snake chewed his way through the glass in his tank in horror, but he hasn’t really eaten anything since then so maybe he won’t be so picky this time.)

]]> http://craigslol.com/wtf-are-these/feed/ 7 Missing: 10 Kilos of Cocaine, Hidden Inside of Dead Sharks. Reward! http://craigslol.com/missing-10-kilos-of-cocaine-hidden-inside-of-dead-sharks-reward/ http://craigslol.com/missing-10-kilos-of-cocaine-hidden-inside-of-dead-sharks-reward/#comments Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:00:44 +0000 jeremy http://craigslol.com/?p=175 cocaine-hidden-in-sharks-17551-1245246474-44

Hi! I seem to have miss-placed several kilos of cocaine that were stuffed inside of dead sharks (don’t ask, lol!). I’d really like to have it back! If anyone has any information as to the whereabouts of my stash, please call (number removed at the request of original poster) and ask for “Carlo”. If you are the one that took my shit in the first place, please meet me under the boardwalk (unarmed) at midnight to claim your “reward”. Be sure to come alone or the deal’s off!

Oh and P.S., if you steal any of it or fuck any of my dead sharks, I’ll cut your fucking head off! That’s my shit mothafucka!

Thanks again,

“Carlo”

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