Fri April 9
Fat Girl Showing Tits At Concert
Mon September 21
To the guy that ruined my Halloween party last year:
Wed August 12
re: I’m sorry I shit my pants at Ralphs – m4w (?)
San Francisco Rude And Elegant Parking Note
Mon July 27
I just figured out who Madonna looks like now…
Sun July 26
Sat July 25
To the Radioactive Toxic Waste Babe in the Lake Behind My House
Mon July 20
Thu July 9
Beer Pong – Missed Connection!
Fri June 26
MISSED CONNECTION – I’M THE CORPSE FROM LAST FRIDAY!
Unisex bathroom at Quail Springs – m4w – 74 (Edmond)
Wed June 24
To the asshole that installed my chandelier…
Wed June 17
Dear Megan Fox: WTF, Didn’t You See Me?
Mon June 15
I ORIGINALLY WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU
We Met at last Nights Orgy But did Not Get your Name
Thu June 11