Sat December 18
To the hipster dude who did my lesbian roommate that one time
Thu April 22
Australian In Melbourne Contests Parking Ticket
Thu April 15
Mon October 19
A message to the prick bastard that took my bike
Mon September 21
To the guy that ruined my Halloween party last year:
Fri August 14
A brief guide to all the races
Wed July 29
The Sink Is Not a Place to Wash your BALLS
Mon July 27
I just figured out who Madonna looks like now…
Sun July 26
Fri July 17
Tips For Giving Head (Oral Sex)
Thu July 16
To The Hockey Streeker Last Week
To the Female Hambeast on The 111
Wed July 15
Tue July 14
Mon July 13
Beyonce If I Were A Boy LIVE Video On SNL
Fri July 10
“If You Like Pina Coladas” National Pina Colada Day July 10th
Thu July 2
Rave: Cool Designer/Illustrator Resume
Old perv uses iMac to look at porn in an Apple Store
Tue June 30
Wed June 24
To the asshole that installed my chandelier…
Tue June 23
To The Person Who Posted The Jew Cartoon On My Door
Michelle Obama Homeless Priceless
Mon June 22