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Rudy From The Cosby Show Has Some Insane Roundies Now

andyfox1979 — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 01:26:35 +0000

Has some insane roundies now.

Excuse Me M’am May I Ask What’s Going On Here (NSFW Image)

andyfox1979 — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 08:47:33 +0000

Pardon me m’am

Carmen Electra Uses Howard Stern’s Sex Machine (VIDEO)

andyfox1979 — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 03:05:50 +0000

I can’t tell if she’s faking it or not.

Carmen Electra uses howard sterns sybian sex machine (VIDEO)

To the guy that ruined my Halloween party last year:

jeremy — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:25:11 +0000

Dude, your costume was the most disgusting thing anyone had ever seen. I didn’t get laid for like two months after you came to my Halloween party, and I live in a house with four slutty college chicks. You could hear their pussies snapping shut audibly when you entered the room. I hope you got a good chuckle out of it, at least.

Fuck you,

Dave from Encino

4 Hot Lesbians Seek 1 Lucky Dude to Join in the Fun! No Strings Attached!

jeremy — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:35:40 +0000

Just kidding! You sure are gullible though, you fucking pervert.

I Found A Dildo At The Beach

andyfox1979 — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:14:12 +0000

I was at Zuma Beach the other day in Malibu and found this dildo. Very large, i’d say probably about 17 inches. Anyhow, my dog picked it up and wouldn’t leave it at the beach so it’s available for pickup at my house in Santa Monica, slightly chewed.

No questions asked, sorry I tried to stop him from chewing it slightly.

Ultraman seeks other Ultramen to fight giant rubber dinosaurs with

jeremy — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:30:47 +0000

For years I have felt like I was the only Ultraman in the world… Until I saw this.

I don’t know where or what this is, but it has given me hope that somewhere out there, there is another Ultraman for me.

Me: silver, red and blue, featureless, with glowing yellow eyes and a burning desire to karate kick giant monsters in the fucking teeth the moment they step foot in my neighborhood.

You: silver, red and blue, featureless, with glowing yellow eyes and a burning desire to karate kick giant monsters in the fucking teeth the moment they step foot in your neighborhood.

Are you out there Ultraman? Let’s fight dinosaurs/loneliness together! ULTRAAAAA!

Squid-Bating: Fish Fucker Seeks Like Minded Lady!

jeremy — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:32:54 +0000

Guitar Hero 5 Naked Preview

andyfox1979 — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:07:17 +0000

The Naked Reveal

Some songs that will be on guitar hero 5, on naked babes private parts.

Fergie Has a Dick

jeremy — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:03:52 +0000

I just don’t know how else you would explain this, unless she was maybe wearing a diaper or something, or maybe the world’s largest maxi-pad or whatever. Probably a dick though. MAKE ME UNSEE IT!