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This is probably the most unique housing ad you’ll ever find, but it’s totally real. We are a group of sociology researchers from several universities. We want to conduct an experiment on shared living situation. You will be 4 people living together in a one bedroom apartment – fully furnished and in a great area. There is a queen size bed in the bedroom and one in the living room. There will be 2 boys and 2 girls living together. If you agree to the terms of the living arragement, you will be provided with FREE HOUSING for 6 months (might be extended to a year). If the project produces good resaults, our grant will provide you with a $3000 compensation at the end of the period.
You must be: A female between the ages of 18 and 32, no criminal background, Non smoker, Social and friendly, Full day schedule (working or student), and with no dependents (childrens or others).
Terms of living are: Zero private areas – There are no doors or covers inside the appartment. Not even cover to shower. So no privacy. Indoors you must walk with as less clothing as possible. Each week you will be assigned the sleeping arrangements for the week to come and you will also have to fill out a quick survey. Each month you will have a session with a psychologist.
If you are interested, please contact us and include as much personal information about yourself as possible – Age, origin, occupation, photos, and personal interests. Do not contact us just to ask about the experiment. Contact only if interested and then we set up an interview. Thank you very much.

  • Location: Venice
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]]> http://craigslol.com/this-shirt-is-even-more-awesome-than-the-3-wolf-moon-shirt/feed/ 0 Looking to start a Vampire Weekend Cover Band (Williamsburg ) http://craigslol.com/looking-to-start-a-vampire-weekend-cover-band-williamsburg/ http://craigslol.com/looking-to-start-a-vampire-weekend-cover-band-williamsburg/#comments Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:54:31 +0000 jeremy http://craigslol.com/?p=230

I wouldn’t be a member of the band, just the band’s manager.

So we need one of each of these:
Ezra Koenig (lead vocals, guitar, piano, hand drum)
Rostam Batmanglij (organ, chamberlain, piano, harpsichord, guitar, vocal harmonies, drum and synth program, shaker)
Chris Tomson (drums, guitar)
Chris Baio (bass guitar)

You must look vaguely like a member of the band and be able to play an instrument that corresponds to that band member. And it’s a necessary evil but you must have a flair for the preppy dress of the original bandmembers.

This is real. Once the band is formed and you are all practiced up, you will have a residency the first thursday of every month at a popular Williamsburg-based bar/music venue.

Tacos will be provided.

  • Location: Williamsburg
  • Compensation: Tacs
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