For years I have felt like I was the only Ultraman in the world… Until I saw this.

I don’t know where or what this is, but it has given me hope that somewhere out there, there is another Ultraman for me.

Me: silver, red and blue, featureless, with glowing yellow eyes and a burning desire to karate kick giant monsters in the fucking teeth the moment they step foot in my neighborhood.

You: silver, red and blue, featureless, with glowing yellow eyes and a burning desire to karate kick giant monsters in the fucking teeth the moment they step foot in your neighborhood.

Are you out there Ultraman? Let’s fight dinosaurs/loneliness together! ULTRAAAAA!

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