[ Fri, 3 September 13:24:38 ]

WTF are these?


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No, seriously, what the fuck are these things?

I found these miniature abominations underneath my porch yesterday afternoon. If you know what they are and don’t want to throw up at the sight of them, you are welcome to have them.

Hurry and claim these tiny pink monstrosities before I’m forced to try and feed them to my neighbors snake again. (The first time I tried to do this, the snake chewed his way through the glass in his tank in horror, but he hasn’t really eaten anything since then so maybe he won’t be so picky this time.)

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7 Responses to “WTF are these?”

  1. Mongo Nation | WTF are these? Says:

    [...] to: blog-1246060474@craigslist.org Date: 2009-06-23, 6:02PM America/Chicago Category: For Sale, Lost and [...]

  2. sarah Says:

    Those are adorable baby ferrets. At least they look just like mine when they were born. Do you know where they are. If they are close, and not already rescued I would gladly take them in I already have ferrets so I’m well equiped.

  3. sarah Says:

    If I’m not close look up ferret rescue online and find the closest ferret shelter.

  4. andyfox1979 Says:

    hey sara, what area are you in? could i get a handy or something for giving you these?

  5. vertigo Says:

    baby…. ferret?

    http://images.google.com/images?q=newborn+panda&btnG=Search+images&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1RNCN_enUS318US318&um=1&sa=2

    FERRET?

    http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-11/18/xin_49110218083595857979.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-11/18/content_495694.htm&usg=__vzsULVqRDXAtR_n9QL0zyYnWvLI=&h=306&w=400&sz=34&hl=en&start=13&um=1&tbnid=AVT3qoNYq4rfLM:&tbnh=95&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnewborn%2Bpanda%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rlz%3D1C1RNCN_enUS318US318%26sa%3DG%26um%3D1

    FERRET!?!

  6. sarah Says:

    I’m in oregon. And you probably should elaberate on a handy.

  7. sarah Says:

    yes I figured it was a fake and I know what a handy is, I’m fucking with the little cretin who thinks animal abuse is funny. but for real my ferrets did looks like this as babies.

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