WTF are these?

No, seriously, what the fuck are these things?
I found these miniature abominations underneath my porch yesterday afternoon. If you know what they are and don’t want to throw up at the sight of them, you are welcome to have them.
Hurry and claim these tiny pink monstrosities before I’m forced to try and feed them to my neighbors snake again. (The first time I tried to do this, the snake chewed his way through the glass in his tank in horror, but he hasn’t really eaten anything since then so maybe he won’t be so picky this time.)
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July 16th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Those are adorable baby ferrets. At least they look just like mine when they were born. Do you know where they are. If they are close, and not already rescued I would gladly take them in I already have ferrets so I’m well equiped.
July 16th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
If I’m not close look up ferret rescue online and find the closest ferret shelter.
July 17th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
hey sara, what area are you in? could i get a handy or something for giving you these?
July 19th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
baby…. ferret?
http://images.google.com/images?q=newborn+panda&btnG=Search+images&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1RNCN_enUS318US318&um=1&sa=2
FERRET?
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-11/18/xin_49110218083595857979.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-11/18/content_495694.htm&usg=__vzsULVqRDXAtR_n9QL0zyYnWvLI=&h=306&w=400&sz=34&hl=en&start=13&um=1&tbnid=AVT3qoNYq4rfLM:&tbnh=95&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnewborn%2Bpanda%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rlz%3D1C1RNCN_enUS318US318%26sa%3DG%26um%3D1
FERRET!?!
July 19th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
I’m in oregon. And you probably should elaberate on a handy.
July 20th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
yes I figured it was a fake and I know what a handy is, I’m fucking with the little cretin who thinks animal abuse is funny. but for real my ferrets did looks like this as babies.